she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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