Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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