Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
