I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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