I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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