Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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