I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Your tits are I can't wait for
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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