dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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