I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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