Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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