Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog