well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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