new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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