How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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