At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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