Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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