she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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