I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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