The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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