everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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