Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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