You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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