Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
this is an emotional support booty call
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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