I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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