i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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