She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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