I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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