You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
never play flip cup with pint glasses
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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