she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
so much tequila, so little girl.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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