I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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