she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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