all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My penis needs a shock collar
Someone came in the potted fern
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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