dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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