Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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