In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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