talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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