Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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