Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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