May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize