nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
is that a dick in a sweater?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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