So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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