I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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