I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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