so explain again why im purple
no
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
