You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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