When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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