Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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