how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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