I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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