We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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