i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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