You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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