tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
i now understand why vodka
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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