She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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