Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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