Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I will die if light touches me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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