There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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