I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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