It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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